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from Lent 2010 by Once in a Moon



Never try to spook a ghost
You'll find they're quite unscarable
Instead of running off in fright
They'll groan, it's most unbearable

Never try to bite a vampire
Although they look quite tasty
You'll find there's not much meat on them
That's why their skin's so pasty


from Lent 2010, track released March 3, 2010
Written and Performed by Robert Wells.




Once in a Moon UK

Robert Wells is a dabbler and a potterer residing in South London. This started as a challenge to write a new song every month (hence the name). He is also an actor, artist, technician and librarian.

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